{"id":5574,"date":"2022-04-19T21:21:38","date_gmt":"2022-04-19T21:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.needlepaint.com\/blog\/?p=5574"},"modified":"2022-04-19T21:21:41","modified_gmt":"2022-04-19T21:21:41","slug":"sassy-funny-needlepoint-kits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.needlepaint.com\/blog\/2022\/04\/19\/sassy-funny-needlepoint-kits\/","title":{"rendered":"Tell It Like It Is With Our Sassy Pants Needlepoint Collection!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Super saucy, slightly sassy, simply said, or perhaps daintily disturbing . . . tell it like it is and let the needlepoint do the talking. These fun needlepoint canvases from our Sassy Pants Needlepoint Collection<\/a>, are perfect for stitchers of all skill levels with minimal color changes. Finish with a frame, as a pillow, or a door hanger for the smaller canvases.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My Good Side Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
12″ x 12″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Slightly sassy — “Don’t try to get on my good side, I no longer have one.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Kiss My Grits Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
10″ x 8″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My mother told me to always speak my mind — “Kiss my grits.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Accessorizing Abilities Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
12″ x 12″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Totally on target — “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Please Leave Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
6″ x 4″ on 18 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drop a subtle hint — “Please leave by nine.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Days Like This Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
10″ x 8″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simply stated — “Mama said there’d be days like this.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So Sorry Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
12″ x 12″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Daintily disturbing — “I’m sorry I’m not available for that.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Being A Princess Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
12″ x 4.57″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sweet and to the point — “It’s not easy being a Princess.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Listen Carefully Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
10″ x 8″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Strictly speaking — “I never repeat gossip . . . so listen carefully.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sit By Me Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
12″ x 12″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You didn’t hear it from me — “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Spark Joy Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
10″ x 8″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marie would approve, say it like it is — “Spark joy (or else).”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Have It All Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
12″ x 6″ on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Super saucy — “I’ll have what she’s having.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Just Say It Needlepoint Kit<\/a><\/strong>
12″ x 4.57 on 14 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Be blunt, it’s okay — “f*ck this sh!t.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Yes No Needlepoint Kit<\/strong>
<\/a>6″ x 9.11″ on 18 mesh canvas<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can’t make up your mind? — “No. Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you have a special message you would like to stitch?
Let us know, we would love to create a custom canvas for you,
contact us at: info@needlepaint.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let your needlepoint do the talking!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Super saucy, slightly sassy, simply said, or perhaps daintily disturbing . . . tell it like it is and let the needlepoint do the talking. These fun needlepoint canvases from our Sassy Pants Needlepoint Collection, are perfect for stitchers of all skill levels with minimal color changes. Finish with a frame, as a pillow, or […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,11,998,20,24,1153],"tags":[1154,1152,1150,1151],"yoast_head":"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\n\t\r\n